Warning: LONG.

It's been over a year since the last installment in the "AMAZING JOURNAL" series, dear devoted readers (all two of you). However, I feel it is time to revive tradition...

Because I have amazing friends.


Participants
aaand .

And has a cameo.


A Quick Dose of Information
What you are about to read is 100% authentic AIM chatroom, straight from our keyboards to your eyeballs.
We are not always family-friendly, so just don't read this aloud to your two-year-old cousin and you should be fine.
We have this weird running joke about a gigantic flabby walrus named King Sally. Hobbies of Sally include eating chips and crying in his basement, being greasy, lamenting his lost lover, and jiggling. He also wears a tiny tiny crown. His trademark saying is "Orf."
I have this weird tendency to talk about songs, it seems. Mishearing them. So yes, there'll be some of that.
Our characters are occasionally included in our antics. We do not apologize. We are sorry if you don't know who they are.
Now let's get down.


Shenanigans

*spookydoom: DX my ears get stuffed up whenever I swallow
~ParadoxBox: D| I hate that
*spookydoom: this sucks so muuuuuch DDDX
*spookydoom: grr
~ParadoxBox: D| You know what you must do.
~ParadoxBox: Cut off your ears.
~ParadoxBox: Put them on your pictures.
*spookydoom: but it's INSIDE my ears
~ParadoxBox: D| ...
~ParadoxBox: Cut off your head.
~ParadoxBox: And get someone else to put it on a picture.
*spookydoom: Then I can't feel nothing no more D8
~ParadoxBox: D: *Untitled plays*
~ParadoxBox: As long as the picture's pretty
~ParadoxBox: Nothing else matters
~AndMaybeASoda: DD|
~AndMaybeASoda: How deep
*spookydoom: it won't be when the blood turns all brown and crusty D8
~ParadoxBox: D| CRUSTY ART IS COVETED
~ParadoxBox: BY CRUSTY COLLECTORS


~Geoff-S: so I was explaining the raping of air
~Atwista: Is air going to press charges?!
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~ParadoxBox: Yes.
~Geoff-S: I hope air isn't pregnant
~ParadoxBox: "THE CASE OF GEOFF V. OXYGEN"
~Atwista: lmao
*spookydoom: XDDD
*spookydoom: little half-invisible geoffies flying around


~ParadoxBox: Failed grope
*spookydoom: ....why do I keep reading grope as GRAPE?
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~ParadoxBox: Failed grape?
~ParadoxBox: A raisin?


~ParadoxBox: But okay so like in my French class we're exchanging letters with another French class at a different school D:
~ParadoxBox: And we just got responses back today D:
~ParadoxBox: And, well, yeah, like, we... read them... and stuff
~ParadoxBox: --And then Brittany's had a guy who said he liked to play football and sing
~AndMaybeASoda: XDD
~ParadoxBox: MANLY
~AndMaybeASoda: SO MANLY
~ParadoxBox: And we wondered if he did it all at once
*spookydoom: XDDD
~Atwista: lmao!
~ParadoxBox: "*PUNT* KICK THE BAAAAALL"


~ParadoxBox: DB My eye-butt brings all the boys to the yard
~Geoff-S: and they're like "OH GAWD WHAT IS THAT" and I'm like "HOLY HELL, I DON'T KNOW"


(The story behind this one is that I was doing a character tag for my journal here on dA, and couldn't decide how many characters to do. Nellie suggested all of them.)
~ParadoxBox: D| I DON'T WANT TO WRITE SIX-HUNDRED-SOMETHING TAGS
~Geoff-S: sure you do
*spookydoom: XDD
*spookydoom: Then just do one
*spookydoom: one for ALL OF THEM
~ParadoxBox: XDDD
~ParadoxBox: THAT'S NO BETTER.
*spookydoom: XDDD at least you don't have to copypasta the questions!
~ParadoxBox: "Age?" "Oh, dear god... 16, 23, 12, 6, 21, 18 *eight years later* 19, 31 *twenty years later* and 8. What am I writing about again?"

(And it went on...)
~ParadoxBox: IIII think I might go with two
~ParadoxBox: But that's just me
~Geoff-S: lame
*spookydoom: whore D8
*spookydoom: do 5
*spookydoom: XD
~Geoff-S: XD
~ParadoxBox: |D
~ParadoxBox: Well, maybe
~Geoff-S: and do some of my characters to
~ParadoxBox: D|
*spookydoom: XDDD
~ParadoxBox: Do your own goddamn characters you lazy whore

(... And on.)
~Geoff-S: You give them new backstories
~Geoff-S: XD
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~ParadoxBox: "Half-Pint was raised by a family of gorillas... 8D"
~Geoff-S: XDD
~ParadoxBox: "... And is actually 45, but she was mysterious de-aged by some... uh... well, whatever happened in Conan, to make Geoff original"
~ParadoxBox: "Kirk is from the town of Uke..."
~ParadoxBox: *stops*
*spookydoom: SHE WAS POISONED
*spookydoom: BY AN EVIL SYNDICATE
*spookydoom: AND AND AND... UH... FELL IN LOVE WITH A FROG PRINCE NAMED XI
*spookydoom: AND THEY RAN AWAY TOGETHER
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~Geoff-S: XDD
*spookydoom: AND NELLIE'S CAPS LOCK BUTTON GOT STUCK
*spookydoom: SO SHE CONTINUED TO YELL FOREVER UNTIL SHE SUFFOCATED
*spookydoom: THE END


~ParadoxBox: I think this song is singing about mashed potatoes
~ParadoxBox: *topic? what?*
~AndMaybeASoda: XDD
~dbzfreak897: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew....
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~ParadoxBox: Except emo and with guitars
~ParadoxBox: And girlpants


~Luprus: That's what she said when I poked her.
~Luprus: .....out of context that could sound weird.
~ParadoxBox: Nice
~Luprus: Because it merits the question "poked her with what?"
~ParadoxBox: Your manstick, obviously.
~Luprus: *checks pants* Sorry, don't have one of those.
~Luprus: I'm an innie not an outie. v.v
~ParadoxBox: Pfft, my fanfic is greater than your anatomy.
~Luprus: What fanfic?
~ParadoxBox: The one I'm just making right now but really not.
~ParadoxBox: Where you poke Kinky. With your manstick. And get pregnant.
~ParadoxBox: And birth Xi and Trenny, because they're twins.


*spookydoom: DON'T SMINK AND DORK DURGS


~Geoff-S: "Jigga meat!"
*spookydoom: XDDDD
Four Awesomeness (11:07:35 PM) has left the room.
*spookydoom: best parting words ever
*spookydoom: jigga meat
*spookydoom: *sheds tears at the beauty of it all*


~ParadoxBox: *just sang "Without any bears", trying to sing this song and not paying attention*
~AndMaybeASoda: XDD
~ParadoxBox: *and just said something like "Snape goes dancing"*
~AndMaybeASoda: XDD
~Geoff-S: XD
~ParadoxBox: It's interesting to actually listen to yourself sing while you're doing other stuff...


*spookydoom: OUR COMPUTERS HAD INTERWEB SECKZ
~ParadoxBox: HAWT
~Geoff-S: XDD
~ParadoxBox: ORGY
*spookydoom: PREMARITAL INTERCOOOOOURSE
~ParadoxBox: PRESS THAT BUTTON
~ParadoxBox HARDER
~AndMaybeASoda: XDD
*spookydoom: *hits enter over and over* D8
~Geoff-S: D8 FASTER
~ParadoxBox: MOAR


*spookydoom: everyone knows boys aren't mammals! XD


~ParadoxBox: Actually, that reminds me of another song.
~ParadoxBox: Where I KNOW what it says but it just SOUNDS like...
~ParadoxBox: It's all...
*spookydoom: XDD
~ParadoxBox: "AS I SCREAM AND ROSES FALL AT YOUR FEET *girlpants and guitars*"
~ParadoxBox: And I always see it in my head as "AS ICE CREAM AND ROSES FALL AT YOUR FEET"
*spookydoom: XDDD
*spookydoom: I saw it as someone screaming with roses flying out of their mouth
~ParadoxBox: XDDD
~ParadoxBox: THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL
~ParadoxBox: I need to get talent and draw it
~ParadoxBox: Just "*extremely angry face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *rose-bullets*"
*spookydoom: "DB DID YOU JUST PUKE ROSES AT MY FEET"
~ParadoxBox: "DDD8<<< AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHyesHHHHHH"


~ParadoxBox: *laughs at Word's really random attempts at spelling correction*
*spookydoom: 8D do tell
~ParadoxBox: I've got "F--... fuck..." and it demands it be "F--... fucks..."
~ParadoxBox: I don't quite know why.
*spookydoom: XDDD
~ParadoxBox: How many people scream "FUCKS!"?


~Geoff-S: Giovanni is a buffet of manliness
~dbzfreak897: XDDD
~dbzfreak897: I remember that.
*spookydoom: He's boxing... a CHANSEY
~Geoff-S: Giovanni is a buffet of manliness
~Geoff-S: ...
~Geoff-S: that's odd
~dbzfreak897: You jus said that.
~Geoff-S: it didn't post the first time so I typed it again
~Geoff-S: then it jumped and posted twice
*spookydoom: he had to emphasize it
~Geoff-S: XDD yes.
*spookydoom: cause he's just that manly


~Geoff-S: HE'S MOONWALKING
~ParadoxBox: XDDD
~Geoff-S: FUC
~Geoff-S: K
~Geoff-S: GET HIM
~Geoff-S: HE KNOCKED MY K OFF


~AndMaybeASoda: |D Hmm... You guys should totally do things for Christmas this year
~AndMaybeASoda: Trenton: ........ For what?
~AndMaybeASoda: ...... Y'know... that... holiday. Happened last year? ;
~AndMaybeASoda: Trenton: ...... *oblivious?*
~ParadoxBox: 8D ... Wow. You see Trenny, Christmas is this weird holiday where a big fat man comes down your chimney while you're asleep and eats your food
~ParadoxBox: And we celebrate it
~AndMaybeASoda: Trenton: D: ...... That's HORRIBLE ;;
~AndMaybeASoda: Trenton: ...... How does he FIT? ;
~AndMaybeASoda: Trenton: ............ D: We don't HAVE a chimney


~ParadoxBox: I think that since anime is japanese all actors should be american in japanese version yes
~ParadoxBox: to give cultural diffince
~ParadoxBox: in shuw
~Geoff-S: XDD
~ParadoxBox: Fuck this; I think all anime should be dubbed by slime monsters.


~ParadoxBox: curses, she found my one weakness
~ParadoxBox: death


*spookydoom: *loves anime intros that involve running through happy sunny grassy fields for no reason* 8D
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~ParadoxBox: Running through anything in general is kinda cool.
*spookydoom: yeah
~AndMaybeASoda: Indeed :3
*spookydoom: unless you run like a dork


~Geoff-S: nothing says "normal" quite like laughing while eating your pill-filled ice cream.


~Geoff-S: you people and your flavored drinks
~Geoff-S: why, in my day all we had was water
~Geoff-S: and we had to walk up hills to get it
~Geoff-S: water hills
~ParadoxBox: Those are called waves, Geoffy
~Geoff-S: |8>


~AndMaybeASoda: ..... I just totally read 'butter cream' as 'butler cream'
*spookydoom: XDDD
~Geoff-S: XDDD
~Geoff-S: Alfred no!


*spookydoom: I almost typed "fastly humped over" ;ll
~Geoff-S: XDD
~ParadoxBox: Nice face
~ParadoxBox: ;||
*spookydoom: sexy duck
~Geoff-S: ;||


~ParadoxBox: I HATE THIS TOOTHPASTE TUBE
~ParadoxBox: It EJACULATES toothpaste
~ParadoxBox: It's like "Doot dee doot *SQUIRT* ...."
~AndMaybeASoda: XDD
~ParadoxBox: And THAT'S ALL. It squirts and then IT'S DONE


~Geoff-S: ONE MISSED CALL
~Geoff-S: YOU GET A MESSAGE
~Geoff-S: AND THE NEXT DAY
~Geoff-S: YOU GET A BRUISE
~ParadoxBox: XDD ;
~ParadoxBox: DUNNNN
*spookydoom: XDD
~Geoff-S: AND A SODA
~ParadoxBox: YUM


*spookydoom: "Casey screamed as her pussy got wet." "DDDB OH GAWD WHAT'S IT DOING"
~Luprus: XDD
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~Geoff-S: taking a bath
*spookydoom: XDD
~ParadoxBox: XDDD
*spookydoom: that silly cat
~Luprus: "DB You got my cat wet, you bastard!"


~ParadoxBox: Baby Rain sounds like a feminine product
~ParadoxBox: Or a band
~ParadoxBox: or both
~Luprus: Or a band named after a feminine product?
~ParadoxBox: yes
~ParadoxBox: a band selling feminine products
*spookydoom: XDD
~ParadoxBox: "DX TAMPOOOOOOOONS! *throw at crowd*" "8D .... DB"


~XxSibbYxX: ]: Go to bed, havvy, or santa will kick your ass
~ParadoxBox: ... Best mental image
~AndMaybeASoda: ...... XD Indeed
~AndMaybeASoda: "You're a ho ho HO *punt*"


~dbzfreak897: I'm going to go eat foof. I'll be back.
~ParadoxBox: DELISHUS FOOF


*spookydoom: Mable does that all the time
*spookydoom: what's worse is that all of our litterboxes have like lids, and the only way to get in is through a little cat-door hole thing.
*spookydoom: and yet SOMEHOW, she sticks her butt out the door and poops
~ParadoxBox: XDDD
~ParadoxBox: That's terrible
~Geoff-S: XD;;
~Geoff-S: wow
~Geoff-S: that's like..
~Geoff-S: sitting backwards on a toilet or something
~Geoff-S: how do you do that
*spookydoom: stick your head in the toilet and poop?
~Geoff-S: seeping throug-- XDD
*spookydoom: that would be really hard to do
*spookydoom: pooping upside-down


~Geoff-S: candy walrus
~ParadoxBox: Sally's new hit single
~ParadoxBox: I'M A CANDY WALRUS~
~ParadoxBox: LICK THAT SEXY FLAB~
*spookydoom: XDDDD
~Geoff-S: delicious


~ParadoxBox: Daemon: Of course; it's not possible to be more awesome than me
*spookydoom: AI WILL GAVE HIM A KEEBLAID AN HE LUL LIEK INUYASHA 'XEPT WIT ICHIGO CLOTHS AN A MARIO MUHSTASH
~AndMaybeASoda: All: .......
~Geoff-S: XDDDD
~ParadoxBox: XDDD
~Geoff-S: Best design ever.


~Geoff-S: you're just in time
~Geoff-S: for me
~Geoff-S: to go take a shower
~ParadoxBox: |D ;
~Geoff-S: brb
~AndMaybeASoda: bitch
~AndMaybeASoda: and okay
~ParadoxBox: he spaced that so I heard it like a movie trailer
~Geoff-S: THIS SUMMER
~Geoff-S: YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
~Geoff-S: FOR ME
~Geoff-S: TO GO TAKE
~Geoff-S: John Leguizamo is
~Geoff-S: A SHOWER
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~ParadoxBox: Wow... that must be awkward...
*spookydoom: XDDD
*spookydoom: Geoffy having men rain on him
*spookydoom: IT'S RAININ' MEN
~AndMaybeASoda: he loves men
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~ParadoxBox: He loves men all over him
~ParadoxBox: Running along him
(LATER)
~Geoff-S: I think someone replaced my water with a bunch of little men
~Geoff-S: do you guys know anything about that?


FINALE: Untitled and Seek
References: Untitled by Simple Plan, Full Moon misheard lyrics, Death Note, Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg, and Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap.

KageNoKatana (1:30:39 AM) has left the room.
~ParadoxBox: D|
~dbzfreak897: Bah. I missed her.
~ParadoxBox: *emos*
*spookydoom: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO... THEEEE? DX
~dbzfreak897: XDDD
~ParadoxBox: DX AH MAID MAI MISS TAKES
*spookydoom: GOT NOWHERES TO TROT~!
*spookydoom: THE NIGHT GOES ON AND... THE DAY IS NOT!
*spookydoom: I'M SICK OF THIS LIGHT... I WANT SEXY DREEEEEMS~
~ParadoxBox: XDD
*spookydoom: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO THEEEE?
~ParadoxBox: I'M SICK OF THIS LIGHT... I WISH L HAD LIIIIVED
*spookydoom: XDDDD
*spookydoom: HOW COULD CHAINSAW IN MY CAAAAT? D'8
~ParadoxBox: XDD
~ParadoxBox: EVERYBODY'S MOANIN'... I TRY TO GET ON MAN BUT HE IGNOOORES MEEE
*spookydoom: XDDD
*spookydoom: SHE'S SHOOTING MY MAIN BLOG... SHE'S BEYOND MY MAIN DOOR... I WANNA ROT AWAY FROM IGOR... D'X
~ParadoxBox: XDDD
~ParadoxBox: BUT I TRYYYY TO HOOOOD... ONTO A TIME WHEEEN... FOOL MOON SHIIINIING
*spookydoom: AND ICE CREEEEAM IS SOON EEENDIIIING BUT SNOOP DOG... WANTS ME TO SEE DESE ICE CREEEEAMS... BUT I CAAAAAN'T...
*spookydoom: XDDD
~ParadoxBox: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO THEEEEE~
~ParadoxBox: IT A LOBSTER MIIIIGHT~
~dbzfreak897: MMMWATCHYA SAAAAYYYYY!
*spookydoom: XDDD
~dbzfreak897: I SAAAAAYYYYYYY....I'm hungry.
~ParadoxBox: Sudden song change XDD
*spookydoom: best ending ever

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OTHER AMAZING JOURNALS:
Amazing Journal #1
Amazing Journal #2
Amazing Journal #3

Nellie's Last Chat Journal: links to the others at bottom.