Hey guys. I'm just dropping by to mention I'm not going to be dropping by anymore. Well, not for a while.

Because my family is a bunch of pricks and care about their relatives, I'll be going on vacation for the next couple weeks, to the glorious rolling plains of Saskatchewan. If you're unfamiliar with Canadian sarcasm, there really isn't much to do in Saskatchewan except kick the gophers. The upside to all this, however, is that I get to spend a few precious days on Vancouver Island, my favorite place on Earth. So it all balances out.

In short, don't expect any activity from me, if you were naive enough to expect anything in the first place. I certainly won't be uploading, but really, I encourage you to write as many journals as humanly possible so I can scream and rip my hair out when I get home.

That would be nice.

I'm hoping if I isolate myself enough I'll begin to go insane and write something retarded yet strangely and surreptitiously brilliant.

Until then, see you kids!